March 1, 2018

Yes, being a Fascist Collaborator is Wrong

John Kelly, the former Secretary of Homeland Security, did such a good job keeping brown people out of the country that he was picked to be White House Chief of Staff. He recently joked about his promotion(?):
"The last thing I wanted to do was walk away from...being the secretary of homeland security, but I did something wrong and God punished me, I guess."

What could he have possibly done wrong? Oh yeah, that's right, collaborate with fascists and help implement their bigoted, idiotic policies. Burn in hell.

PS Speaking of which, peace out Gary Cohn, hope it was worth it asshole.

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